{"id":1374,"date":"2016-09-17T09:19:04","date_gmt":"2016-09-17T07:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/?p=1374"},"modified":"2016-09-17T09:19:04","modified_gmt":"2016-09-17T07:19:04","slug":"juls-bimadre-rolera-en-el-sistema-d13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/webcomics\/juls-bimadre-rolera-en-el-sistema-d13\/","title":{"rendered":"Juls: bimadre rolera en El Sistema D13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hay ciertas <strong>alegr\u00edas<\/strong> que compartes s\u00f3lo con verlas. S\u00f3lo necesitas un r\u00e1pido vistazo a algo, para saber que, en ese mismo momento, esa persona alegre est\u00e1 mirando el m\u00f3vil fijamente mientras anda por encima de la cama, despierta a su pareja (porque <strong>ella no duerme<\/strong>), y hace vibrar el m\u00f3vil de varias personas m\u00e1s al un\u00edsono, s\u00f3lo para dar la noticia\u2026 y todav\u00eda sin cre\u00e9rselo.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Me imagino a <strong>Juls<\/strong> despertando ahora\u00a0(deben ser las 8 del 14 de Septiembre m\u00e1s o menos y Juls tiene que corregir esto) y preparando al Drag\u00f3n, mientras la impresora imprime la p\u00e1gina 523 de 700 de la <strong>tira<\/strong> en la que es <strong>protagonista<\/strong>. Y es que esta tira ya ha sido compartida por wassap, comentada y en el colegio deben enterarse con qui\u00e9n se las gastan, con una <strong>bimadre rolera<\/strong> y <strong>entusiasta<\/strong> en todo lo que hace.<\/p>\n<p>Creo que la tira de <strong>Joan Tretze<\/strong> representa todo lo que es ella y captura su esp\u00edritu. Aqu\u00ed os la dejo. \u00a1Y comentad en la tira de Joan!<\/p>\n<p>Besos, \u00a0Juls, no hay mejor premio para ti que esta tira.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.elsistemad13.com\/comic\/planificacion-familiar\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1382 size-full lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/2016-09-14-Tira1066Planificaci25C325B3n.png\" alt=\"2016-09-14-Tira1066Planificaci%25C3%25B3n\" width=\"980\" height=\"959\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/2016-09-14-Tira1066Planificaci25C325B3n.png 980w, https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/2016-09-14-Tira1066Planificaci25C325B3n-300x294.png 300w, https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/2016-09-14-Tira1066Planificaci25C325B3n-768x752.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 980px) 100vw, 980px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 980px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 980\/959;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hay ciertas alegr\u00edas que compartes s\u00f3lo con verlas. S\u00f3lo necesitas un r\u00e1pido vistazo a algo, para saber que, en ese mismo momento, esa&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"facebook_965112277219911_1711957949078873":"","twitter_719274304828010500_719274304828010500":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","rating_form_position":"","rating_results_position":"","mr_structured_data_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,24,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-wcnac","category-webcomics"],"aioseo_notices":[],"multi-rating":{"mr_rating_results":[{"adjusted_star_result":0,"star_result":0,"total_max_option_value":5,"adjusted_score_result":0,"score_result":0,"percentage_result":0,"adjusted_percentage_result":0,"count":0,"post_id":1374}]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1374"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1383,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1374\/revisions\/1383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elcornetin.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}